This project has been archived and is no longer in active development.
MarketCapy
Your Daily Market Roast
A capybara reads the markets so you don't have to. AI-powered sarcasm, served fresh.
What makes MarketCapy special
Daily Market Roasts
AI-powered sarcastic digests that break down crypto and stock market news with brutally honest commentary.
Tap Any $TICKER
Tap any $TICKER mention in the roast to see real coin data, charts, and the sources behind the sarcasm.
Capybara Mascot
A pixel-art capybara with attitude delivers your daily dose of financial reality checks.
Notification Modes
Chill (1/day), Normal (2-3/day), or Chaos (up to 5/day). You pick how much drama you can handle.
Home Screen Widgets
Glanceable widgets that show the latest roast right on your home screen. No need to open the app.
Share Roasts
Share the best market burns with friends. Because misery loves company.
See it in action
Project Archived
MarketCapy is no longer in active development. Thanks to everyone who followed along.